Me: Hhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii !!! Do you want to come to my house after swimming tomorrow ?????
Jaime: Sure that would be great !!! Unfortunately mum wants to spend Christmas as a family so I have to be home by December 24th if that’s okay?
Me: Well, we could try and make that happen but we were planning on going up to the north pole for a holiday with you so you might have to get a ride home in Santas slay if that’s ok???????
Jaime: Santa and I aren’t on speaking terms but my friend Susan lives in the North Pole so I’ll ask her for a ride.
Me: OK, does Susan have a sleigh and also what happened with u and Santa?
Me: (Santa emoji face)
Jaime: Susan has a sleigh made of rotting human brains and the souls of unborn children
Jaime: And Santa did the unspeakable
Jaime: He stole a pair of my s***s
Me: Oh! How tragic! What is the world turning in to these days? Has he been trailed at the North Pole Supreme Court?
Me: ……..for the crime he has committed?
Jaime: He has but they let him off just because he’s Santa (angry emoji face – angry emoji face)
Emily: Not good enough! When we go on holiday to the North Pile I shall call a court hearing and if I need to will personally drag Santa to force to attend.
Jaime: Thank you Emily I knew I coupd count on you (smiley emoji face – smile emoji face)
Emily: As always my fashion hero (sarcastic smiling crying face x 4)
Emily: Remember 9:31.27 for you and 9:31.27 for me tmoz!!